All you need is:
1/4 cup ground coffee (any kind at all)
1 tablespoon olive oil
optional - 1 tsp honey (I opt not)
optional - 1 tsp cinnamon (I opt not again)
mix the two together
slather and scrub on your face and limbs if you dare (I sometimes dare)
scare the living daylights out of your toddler with your new monstery face
clean your now filthy sink
admire your brand new less haggard looking face and that one sparkling tooth that dings -- ding.
go back to your regularly scheduled vida loca
*fyi for the diy--- I (as always) emailed Jessica (or do you want me to call you Jess?) about my concoction and she said she had read somewhere that this is a good method for naturally dying your hair. So, if you find that your skin is a few shades darker -- you're welcome, sunless tan.
**I originally saw this idea on Amy's blog -- I just subtracted most of the ingredients for the sake of what I actually had in the kitchen and the two daily minutes I'm allowed by my charges to tend to my appearance.