1. change the kids out of yesterday's outfits
2. keep the kids alive
3. keep the kids relatively safe
4. keep the kids relatively happy
5. drive to Costco to purchase generic diapers, generic formula, and a hot dog and Diet Coke combo
but with these happy scenes combined with discovering Julia feeding ancient eye creme to a willing and obviously hungry Sebastian and gulps of vegetable oil to herself after I indulged in a four minute shower ... I'm beginning to think we've set the bar just a little too high -- in every single one of the arenas listed.