While trying to feed a very overzealous and melodramatically hungry Sebastian for the first time, Simon said, "this is not fun, this is actually really very annoying."
After watching in horror as the kids quickly devoured half of his dinner, ketchup and all, Simon said, "our kids are ravenous pigs."
On Good Friday before we ate dinner and while we were on a walk Simon said, "I'm so hungry. I might just eat Sebastian, you just know he would taste so juicy."
Also on Good Friday when trying to decide if we should watch The Passion, Simon said, "I've never seen it so do not tell me what happens at the end."
To try and lure Julia into a bath and eventually bed, Simon held up Julia's 'pup' (cup) and said, "Julia, how about we let you take your sippy into the bath? Lap of luxury right there."
In the middle of our drive to Wichita after a diaper change or three, and some serious acrobatics on my part to feed Sebastian his bottle without fully removing him from his car seat but not surrendering myself to the sliver of a middle seat of doom between the two of them, Simon said, "I'd think its pretty safe to say we are riding relatively dirty."