Simon Says

10 April 2012

4/10/12
4/10/12

While trying to feed a very overzealous and melodramatically hungry Sebastian for the first time, Simon said, "this is not fun, this is actually really very annoying."

After watching in horror as the kids quickly devoured half of his dinner, ketchup and all, Simon said, "our kids are ravenous pigs."

On Good Friday before we ate dinner and while we were on a walk Simon said, "I'm so hungry. I might just eat Sebastian, you just know he would taste so juicy."

Also on Good Friday when trying to decide if we should watch The Passion, Simon said, "I've never seen it so do not tell me what happens at the end."

To try and lure Julia into a bath and eventually bed, Simon held up Julia's 'pup' (cup) and said, "Julia, how about we let you take your sippy into the bath? Lap of luxury right there."

In the middle of our drive to Wichita after a diaper change or three, and some serious acrobatics on my part to feed Sebastian his bottle without fully removing him from his car seat but not surrendering myself to the sliver of a middle seat of doom between the two of them, Simon said, "I'd think its pretty safe to say we are riding relatively dirty."

11 comments:

  1. Will you please, please, please tell me that you rent Simon out for parties?

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  2. Oh funny.

    Always funny.

    Cheers.

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  3. LOL! that husband of yours, i tell ya. just so whitty.

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  4. OK, number one about killed me. I'm dying... Please capture all your "Simon Says" posts and bind them into one,big coffee table book.

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  5. "this is not fun, this is actually really annoying."

    insert after every child-centered activity....

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  6. Who doesn't love a nice beverage while in the bathtub?

    And I agree with Paige... you need to make a coffee table book out of these.

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  7. they see you rollin, they hatin...

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  8. Too funny! Nothing will make a person quite as crazy, delusional, and cannibalistic as fasting on Good Friday. ;)

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  9. i'm with paige & natalie - definitely need to make a coffee table book out of these!

    i predict future "little j says" and "little s says" posts in the future... with you 2 as parents how can they not grow up to be just as witty! :)

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  10. i think that hunger did simon good. these are the funniest yet!

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  11. Jen at Conversion Diary sent me your way... and I've been cracking up for 2 hours tonight, this post especially! Thank you for the much needed witty repartee!

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