When flipping through my People magazine, Simon observed and said, "you know where Christina Aguilera and Nicki Minaj look like they belong? The Capitol."
In the middle of the night when I tried to tell him something (important), Simon reply/yelled/said, "I can't hear you over the roar of the sound machine factory we're running."
After a supremely superb day with Julia, Simon said, "Julia, please tell your mom that you are sorry for ruining her life."
Regarding Sebastian and Julia's different temperaments, Simon said, "blob and hot mess."
When trying to decide how to make the best use of our time on Sunday evening, Simon asked, "where can we go with two child shaped shackles?"
And when discussing different ways to pay off his med school debt, Simon suggested, "an Etsy shop!"