You are definitely going to be subjected to a weekly glut of pregnancy fun. But don't worry...rather than reporting the objective truths like how long the baby is (14 inches) or what type of produce the baby is emulating (head of cauliflower) or what new trick the baby learned this week (finger sucking)...I'll be giving the cold, hard subjectives revolving around how I feel.
differences between this pregnancy and the last:
I've gained roughly .1-.4 pounds less than I did with J so far, pointier bump, don't require 2 nightly ice cream cones layered with chocolate ice cream and straight honey peanut butter (assuming this is directly related to my .4 pound victory) and I'm one year and one month older this time around
running, not running, drinking water and showering
(not wearing a nightgown...but two points for the educated guess)
masked and hungry,