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After putting purple shorts and these sleeping beauties on right before we retired for the night Simon took one brief look at my bottom half, looked back at his current page turner, Catching Fire, and said, "If you were wanting to ensure that I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole tonight ... you have most definitely succeeded."