Simon Says

19 March 2012


When referring to the Hunger Games characters, Katniss, Peeta, and Gale, Simon says, "Parsnip, Pretty, and Gary."

In trying to dissuade Julia from eating ice cream and suffering her body's lactose hating consequences, Simon said "No, that is what you call frozen diarrhea."

After passing a Bluetooth wearing fancy convertible driving driver on the interstate, Simon confidently said, "you would respect me more if I used a Bluetooth -- wouldn't you?"

Upon my triumphant return home from my solo trip to grocery store and five minutes after asking how things went with the kids Simon finally fessed up, "I think you might be sitting in freshly spilled beer and I think ... maybe ... Julia fell down the stairs."


9 comments:

  1. At least they confess, right? HA! Poor Simon. Poor Julia! And yay mama - a solo trip to the grocery store is luxury indeed!

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  2. How did you get that photo of my husband asking me that? And the confession is hilarious.

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  3. Love his Hunger Games quote! Haha! It's not nearly as funny but my husband can't remember Channing Tatum's name so he always called him Chatting Tathum. Lol!

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  4. You need to hook up with Meg K.- she can sew Simon dolls, and you can stuff them with recorded gems that sound off every time someone pushes the dolls' bellies.

    I want the first one.

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  5. and all of us who are private about our mediocre parenting moments where as you are public, sigh a big sigh of relief and cyber send you a big fat thank you.

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  6. That confession probably just made my day.

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  7. I love that it was a beer+stairs confession. Hah! So awesome.

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  8. Love these! Anytime something extra special gets done around the house my hubby asks if facebook crashed...

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  9. Last one is mos def my favorite.

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