"she isn't a dog and we are really bad parents."
While being subjected to yet another eardrum beating via a catchy Rihanna beat Simon glumly asked,
"How many times do you have to listen to a song before you get sick of it? My guess is approximately 40,000."
After witnessing some serious and exasperated animosity on the equally frustrated parts of both me and Julia at the end of a particularly trying day (still having some babaless ish) Simon said,
"I'm going to come home to a murder-suicide scene one of these nights."
funny but not.