and repeat again

25 November 2011

things I (unfortunately) catch myself saying out loud over and over and over again on a(n) daily/hourly/minutely basis
~~~
no
please stop whining
sssshhhhhh
where is your baba?
no
stop whining
ssssshhhhhhhhhh
look! your baba is over there
no
why don't you go find your dolly
I see your dolly ... do you?
stop whining
no, NO
do you want some chicky nuggets?
eat your chicky nuggets, Julia
where is your baba?
please, no!
do you need a new diaper on your bottom?
come back here, you need a new diaper on your bottom 
no no no no
please be gentle
gentleeee
don't pull Sebastian's hair
don't pinch Sebastian
please be gentle
do you need a nap?
nap time!
don't pull Lucy's hair
Lucy is going to bite you and I won't blame her
gentle, please
noooooo
let me check your diaper
do you want a bath?
come back here, you need a bath
no, no, no
you can bite mommy, don't bite Sebastian
ouch
stand up
sit down
lay down
stand up
you have a booger
let me get your booger
I almost got it
come back I need to get your booger
no
no
no
no
and
no

and no for the W
always no

may the civilized folk have mercy on my embarrassed soul
~
happy
black
Friday

11 comments:

  1. hahahahahahah. it's true. all of these things. i know this because i was a mom for a weekend. so funny. i like 'i see your dolly....do you????' i dont know why but that one made me laugh out loud

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  2. You forgot:
    See if you can fetch mama another beer, ok?

    And when they're old enough to actually do it?- oh bliss! Joy! Rapture!

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  3. Ha Ha- Sounds like most the conversations in my house!!!

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  4. This is awesome... hahaha sounds so familiar! I love your blog and I hope you had a great Thanksgiving!

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  5. Same in our house! Plus don't poke Sissy's eye and don't pull my hair or I'll get the same hair cut daddy has!

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  6. Haha. I can only imagine what having two little ones must be like. I'm sure every parent with kids your age says the same things on repeat too even if they won't admit it.

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  7. Too funny! That little J is trouble!
    Sebastian just makes my heart melt. I wish we could have met him this weekend.

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  8. virginia says a lot of these to moses. i say:

    cut it out
    cut me a break, mo
    hi momo!
    cut the crap
    geez, mo
    where's momo?
    hi mosey!

    hahah.

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  9. drinking while nursing.....yeah meeeee tooo!

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