While giving Julia step by step instructions on how to change Sebastian's putrid diaper, Simon said,
"let's practice saying, 'bowel movement' "
On a particularly moody day on the part of Sebastian, a perplexed Simon said,
"I think he might be expecting a visit from Aunt Flo."
In response to my inquiry as to why the dining room smelled so rotten, Simon defensively said,
"what you're smelling is the memory of the five nasty diapers I changed today."
While watching Lord Grantham's sister's maid get caught 'in the act' on Downton Abbey, Simon said,
Two nights in a row Simon came home from work and greeted me with,
"why are you in a good mood? It's weird."
and Simon voluntarily did this ...
a touching hand heart accompanied by a forehead kiss.