Simon Says

07 February 2012



While teaching Julia to identify parts of her body (toes, fingers, nose etc) Simon said, 
"And where is your body odor?"
(which she can now point out as her underarms ... thank you Simone)

While trying to get a quick minute of peace and quiet by sending Julia on an errand, Simon said, 
"Julia, can you go find Antarctica?"

After finding the family restroom locked and occupied by a single gentleman when both kids desperately needed diaper changes Simon said,  "I hate when single people camp out and stink up family restrooms!**"

After discussing whether or not we would watch The Bachelor in real time on the hotel room cable Simon said, "You go ahead ... I'll just be reading my edifying book while sitting on my high horse."

When referring to the rose ceremony on The Bachelor Simon said,
"flower party."

**paraphrased and censored

15 comments:

  1. These are all awesome but it was the edifying book on the high horse that really got me. Point goes to Simon.

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  2. Consistently hysterical. These might be some of his best yet...well, except for ages ago when he asked whether he looked like a Kardashian.

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  3. that picture... I think I'm in love. Not with your husband, although I'm sure he's a nice fellow, same for the babes, again, sure she's a wonderful child, it's the ocean that has me lusting. Someday...

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  4. sounds like someone i know. it's hard not laugh. really hard.

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  5. I have just now caught up on your whoooooooooole trip and I am totally jealous. Totally. I want a trip, even with 4.5 children in tow!

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  6. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, HOW HAS THERE BEEN A "SIMON SAYS" UP FOR SIX HOURS AND I JUST NOW SAW IT??

    Epic fail, Blogger Reading List. Epic. Fail.

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  7. Simon never disappoints. I spent a considerable amount of time on my soap box today. I'm surprised I didn't notice Simon on his high horse, from my elevated vantage point.

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  8. Why is this the funniest post of Simone says yet?! And the comments are just as funny. In church sunday, Moses said "nini (that's me) move your butt! Train!" because he was trying to push his train behind me. Needless to say he hasn't mastered the whisper yet.

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  9. So funny!! I'm jealous of your vaca, but hope y'all are having a blast!

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  10. Lolz and my faves also. I kind of want to teach my kids body odor pointing now too.

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  11. Oh my. The body odor and edifying book/high horse are hilarious. I love Simon Says posts!

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  12. adorable photo of them! Glad y'all are having a blast! & how funny about the "flower party" i love it!

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  13. Stumbled upon your blog..spent a good few hours reading posts..
    girlllll you are hilarious! with the cutest family.
    I am definitely a huge fan & follower now!

    much mama love,
    kelly:)
    labellecoeurblog.blogspot.com

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