While looking at my embarrassingly deep forehead wrinkle, Simon said, "you're sure you didn't cut your face at some point?"
After suffering the night after night after night perils of sleeping in a double bed at home that is too short for his person and hearing that we would be sleeping in my grandma's amazing king size bed this weekend, "oh good, we won't have to touch alllllll night."
Upon hearing the song What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction, Simon said, "there is no way that isn't Justin Bieber. Google it."
After an unfortunate and annoying run-in with a neighborhood (female) dog, Simon said, "that dog is such a b----" **
Regarding my sandals, Simon said, "Grace of Nazareth" and, "I guess they're like boots -- I just don't get it."
**just keeping things family friendly. de nada.
ps Simon is in hilarious company today.