Simon Says

08 May 2012

Simon said, "you and Julia are decked for a Cinco de Mayo fiesta and Sebastian and I are dressed for a frat party."


While looking at my embarrassingly deep forehead wrinkle, Simon said, "you're sure you didn't cut your face at some point?"

After suffering the night after night after night perils of sleeping in a double bed at home that is too short for his person and hearing that we would be sleeping in my grandma's amazing king size bed this weekend, "oh good, we won't have to touch alllllll night."

Upon hearing the song What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction, Simon said, "there is no way that isn't Justin Bieber. Google it."

After an unfortunate and annoying run-in with a neighborhood (female) dog, Simon said, "that dog is such a b----" **

Regarding my sandals, Simon said, "Grace of Nazareth" and, "I guess they're like boots -- I just don't get it."




**just keeping things family friendly. de nada.


ps Simon is in hilarious company today.

15 comments:

  1. Your hair looks amazing. And I love these posts always.

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  2. I commiserate on the forehead wrinkles... I'll be able to store stuff in them by the time I'm 40....

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  3. I've been wanting to get those sandals. Guys just don't get some things. ;)

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  4. Love the Mike Check. I oft have the same thoughts with my Mike. Although I am way funnier than him.

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  5. Fan-freakin-tastic- loved the "Grace of Nazareth" and the frat guys, still laughing. I saw that I got a few new followers and thought "grace must have linked to me"- you're always my biggest source of traffic, thank you!!

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  6. I second Roxy's hair tutorial request!

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  7. Hahaha! Okay, so the first one is totally my fav. Perfectimundo!

    And I love the braids! You've inspired me to rock some this week!

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  8. What came first...Simon's funnies or the idea to post his funnies which makes him be funny? It's the classic chicken/egg dilemma....

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  9. Hahah love that song, does sound like JB! Your hair looks great, wish I knew how to do that :)

    xo Shane

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  10. BAHAHAHH. oh simone. love the braid.

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  11. Hahaha! That's what we love about hotels. We get a king sized bed and laugh about how it's like sleeping alone! =)

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  12. first off, just stumbled across your blog today and it is absolutely adorable! second, these pictures are perfect! loving your outfit! third, i love that he wanted you to google if it really wasn't justin bieber. too funny!
    xo TJ

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  13. My husband also does not like the touching. That always surprises people, since we have six kids, but I just tell them he likes to touch until that part is done and then it is banishment to the far side of our awesome king size bed.

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