Why am I standing exactly like Mr. Tumnus?
Did I buy the top 2/3 of my 'fit at Witches-R-Us?
Why can't I face the camera like a woman?
Will I post a tutorial on how to perfectly style your hair into a helmet with tail?
Why do the kids wake up screaming like banshees every 58 minutes on the nights Simon is at the hospital?
Is this what a sleepless hangover feels like?
I'm fresh out of answers, sorry.
Simon worked from yesterday morning until this morning (extra hour and all ... damn the man) and the kids took full advantage of my solo state in life as the only logical being on the premises. They were bad all day and up all night. Next weekend I'm sending them in with Simon. Surely Sebastian can make himself useful pulling the hair of the laboring ladies to take their minds of the beautiful pain that is childbirth.
You know once I start slipping into this little black tent of a dress that all hope is almost lost for the remainder of the pregnancy. It triples as a nightgown, a swimsuit coverup, and a black tie only appropriate frock. Workhorse what?
And paired with a glorified bathrobe? I'll take "where do house mouses come from?" for $100, Alex.
dress - Target maternity
sweater - Old Navy
boots - Kohl's
the kids' Mass behavior grades:
Sebastian - B-
Julia - D+ (generous!!)
Linking up with the ladies over at Fine Linen and Purple. Click over to see the rest of the linkers and their pretty outfits.