Out of the blue
Simon said, "Are you a leeeeedle bit worried I'm going to balloon in my thirties?"
On why Sebastian is so bleeping fussy (since remedied ... worry not)
Simon said, "Maybe he's teething."
His tactic for when Sebastian started stirring in the middle of the night
(which would be 9:30 p.m. in our household these days)
Simon said, "just ... don't ... breathe"
When I told him I had started watching episode after episode of "Felicity" on Netflix
Simon said, "oh...that one with Calista Flockhart?"