Simon and Reed getting their happy on
After Julia fell down the stairs on my watch, Simon said,
"I'll be keeping this incident in my back pocket for when I screw up the child rearing."
After I asked Simon to find a shirt at Target to complete the birthday present loot for one of Julia's friends, Simon innocently asked,
"oh sure, like one that says 'princess' or something?"
Regarding a blemish on his forehead, a frustrated Simon unenthusiastically said,
"I look like a unicorn."
While on the phone during one of his night shifts, Simon not so happily said,
"I'm on my way to the ER to see a lady who claims she is emitting a smell that leads her to believe something crawled up inside of her and died."