In the middle of the airport while Julia was throwing an especially enjoyable and vocal tantrum Simon calmly said,
"I'm really not looking forward to the rest of her life."
While trying to pack alllllll of our clothes up to head back to Saint Louis from the burque Simon not so calmly said,
"you packed enough sweaters to change into a new one every three hours for the entirety of the trip."
After I decided to retire from packing for the night and while Simon (merely) zipped up the last of the suitcases he said,
"so you get to be finished while I sit here slaving?"
After I suggested he join me in my ten day New Year's cleanse Simon said,
"Why don't I just cut off my toe? Just as ludicrous, painful and ineffective."
(12 hours into the cleanse and I kind of agree)