Bash Chats

28 April 2015

 pants: Target via Kidizen
sweater: thredUP
shoes: c/o Rack Room shoes
shades: Gap

Many mornings when he first sees me + the growing bump ...
Bash: gooooood morning, Baby! It's a beautiful day to come out and play with me!!

Looking for Simon ...
Bash: Where'd Daddy go?
Grace: to play basketball with his friends at church
Bash: (laugh) get out of town!!
Grace: okay
Bash: you mean he went to drink beer with his friends?

Singing softly while walking around the house ...
Bash: this little poop of mine ... I'm gonna let it shine

While getting him dressed to go to Lowe's with Simon ...
Grace: how about these jeans?
Bash: hmmm no, too fancy.

(in the middle of our "shoot" a fleet of trucks rolled by so he just took a seat and enjoyed the view for a few ...)

Simon explaining something ...
Simon: ... that's what I would do when I was a little kid
Bash: you mean when you were a grown-down?

Picking out a show to watch with Theo and lobbying for his choice:
Theo: George!! (as in Curious)
Bash: No, Theo ... too addicting.

One evening when Simon had to stay late at work ...
Bash: when's Daddy coming home?
Grace: I don't know, as soon as he's done with his c-section probably
Bash: but we have scissors here!
Grace:
Bash: he can just bring the mommy here and cut the baby out on our couch!!


46 comments:

  1. Ahaha... poop humor. Gets me every time.

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  2. it's absolutely amazing how much he looks like his daddy. wow.

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    1. haha - you think so? everyone says that and I sort of see it but I must be blind because it doesn't stand out like crazy to me!

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    2. Wait, are you being facetious when you say you don't see it? Because he looks like a mini-Simon to me!

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  3. Thanks for the laugh! Your kids are a riot!

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  4. These always make me laugh!

    My 3 year old likes to sing "Mary had a little poop".

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  5. He might be replacing Julia 😬😉😊

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  6. hahahahah I love Bash! Was just thinking it's been too long since we heard from him (and J, and Simon).

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  7. I think "growndown" might be the best phraseology for adulthood I've ever heart. Totally describes how I feel about my 30s.

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  8. The picture of his little smirk after the last comment had me rolling! He's hilarious.

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  9. You've got to post a video clip! I want to hear his cute little voice. He seems to have Simon's sense of humor :)

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  10. You have the funniest kids! Those apples clearly didn't fall far from the maternal tree! These posts always make my day. :)

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  11. Your kids are hilarious! I love the c-section one!

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  12. I think he looks just like you! I saw some other people said your husband, but I see you in him.

    Thank goodness Simon didn't take his advice on the C-section at your house! ;)

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  13. My sisters and I made up a song when we were little called "Tinkle, Tinkle, little star..." - I feel this would be a good companion for Bash's poop song.

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  14. I expect nothing less than every single one of your children being hilarious!! This was so funny. And could he be any cuter??? Oh my goodness!!

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  15. he has soooo many gems! Love the welcoming of the baby :)

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  16. How do you keep track of these--really? My 2.5 year old is starting to say some totally hilarious things but by the end of the day I've forgotten most of them!

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  17. that face with that last quote. #dead

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  18. These little chats with your kids are my FAVORITE!!!! Always makes me laugh. How in the heck do you remember them to write them down for a post?

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  19. BEST. And, modeling. A&F. I'm telling ya.

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  20. Hilarious!! I have a new favorite (sorry Julie!) I hope you do many more of these! :) Besides I agree with him about Curious George-way too addicting.

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  21. haha I love Bash chats! Thank you for remembering all those little moments and sharing them with us. Makes my day.

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  22. I love "the things kids say" posts! I was giggling at every single one! He's gonna break some hearts one day!!


    'Tis Our Life Blog

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  23. Bash looks like Simon and Theo looks like your dad.

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  24. Definitely looks like Simon here! This post made me chuckle :) the things kids say! Glad you're writing it all down!

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  25. He is so bright! And to think, you used to be nervous about him never speaking. Now he knows about beers, has humor, and the basic principles of obstetrics!

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  26. Maybe Sebastian is showing doctor tendencies with all his knowledge of c-sections? ;-)

    This little poop of mine? #almostdied :)

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  27. You had me at "this little poop of mine!" Hahah. What a character!

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  28. I mean I can't even love these posts anymore.....that Bash is a funny one, following in Julia's footsteps I see!

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  29. You are turning all of these into a book, right?

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  30. a. I want to be a "grown-down.
    b. C-sections on the living room sofa may not be so enticing to potential home buyers.
    just sayin ;)

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  31. first off...kids in hip sunglasses are the best. second off...."grown-down?" he's a genius!

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  32. Does he give a discount for c-sections done by scissors on your couch? Cause I'm looking at all options come September to avoid the lovely, larger than life hospital bill. :)

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  33. Do your kids give fashion advice? Because I've got 20+ years on them and still.... they've got better style than me.

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  34. More Bashy please....and bring back " convos with Julia!!

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  35. As a labor and delivery nurse your blog always reminds me that all these residents I work with who are at the hospital for long hours have families waiting at home for then.

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  36. He is so handsome. :) And to think I thought the stuff my little guy says was funny... Haha!!

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