Simon Texts

04 June 2015

Simon {or Phoebe's Phavorite as I like to call him now ... I'm suddenly and basically dead to her but I'm not hurt or bitter at all, worry not} took the kids to the park the other night so I could shower and putter about because he's the nicer spouse and while he was out he sent the following ...


My varicose veins are trembling.

28 comments:

  1. OMG, so funny...I just laughed harder than I probably needed to!!!!

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  2. HAHAHAHA

    Simon missed his calling. Delivering babies? Nah. That man was born to be a stand up comedian.

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  3. Bahaha!! That's the best thing I've seen all day!

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  4. Haha this is too great! Also I love Ashleigh's comment.

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  5. lollollollollol

    At least your babies are funny and cute ;)

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  6. Hahaha, so good! I needed a good giggle

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  7. Yessss!!!! Hahahaha! I had to show Chris and he said "that's already how I feel, except none of our children stay that close to us". True.

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  8. Oh, man I needed a laugh today. Especially since I'm currently in NFP hell.

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  9. Haha! But since you make cute kids I think you could pull it off!

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  10. I think I'm about halfway there.

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  11. On my way there as well. When my husband asks the children to line up, he calls them cygnets.

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  12. Ahahah, so good for a Friday! Happy weekend!

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