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16 November 2010

the (really, really) shouldn'ts

1. The super skinnies shouldn't stand in the front of the room during exercise classes.

2. Also, the super skinnies shouldn't wear spandex while standing in the front of the room during exercise classes.

3. Babies shouldn't spit up in their mother's clean ponytails.

4. Babies also shouldn't be allowed to cry like their world has come crashing down around them when they are alone in a moving car with their mother.

5. I shouldn't bake and devour large quantities of decadent, sugary things late at night.

6. Cold weather shouldn't exist.

7. Four am shouldn't be a time seen by anyone. (all humans included)

8. I shouldn't complain so much.

Cheerfully and happily (obviously) yours,

Grace

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