t-shirt - c/o Gretta's Organic Tees
terrible haircut - c/o his mother
shoes - c/o Minnetonka
pants - H&M via Kidizen
Walking outside yesterday ...
Bash: ah!!! it's so bright!!! so sunny!!
Bash: (runs inside and grabs an old pair of my glasses)
Bash: okay! all better.
Walking by a mirror in Target and seeing his reflection ...
Bash: (face lights up) Hey! Look!
Grace: what is it?
Bash: it's a picture of Bashy!!!!
After a little explanation about the difference between his nipples and his belly button ...
Bash: oh, okay.
Grace: okay.
Bash: So ... (points to his chest) one, two, (points to his belly button) THREE nipples.
Grace:
After passing a sample tray full of raspberry, grape, and peach juice at Costco ...
Bash: ooooh!! STOP!!! Me LOVE wine. Can Bash have some wine, please?
sample lady:
Waking up to a dressed up Grace on Sunday morning and realizing what that meant ...
Bash: (face falling) oh, NO!!! I don't want to go see Jesus today.
Wanting to be let out from his locked room after he assumed he was finished with his yet-to-be-seen nap ....
Bash: (bangs on door) DO
Grace:
Bash: (bangs on door) YOU
Grace:
Bash: (bangs on door) LOVE
Grace:
Bash: (bangs on door) Me?!
While playing Julia's favorite game of what rhymes with ________ (this time the word was, "stuck")
Julia: truck! luck! suck! plu-
Bash: (interjects) FOCK!!!!!!
Epic!!!!!!! I love all of this. I request a "Grace Says" series. Specifically, your explanation of nipples v. belly buttons.
ReplyDeleteha. RIGHT. to be filed under: reasons I willn't be homeschooling ... my explanation skillage.
Delete100% agree
DeleteOMG, a Bash says....LOVE!!!!! And...the wine and not wanting to see Jesus today and Fock....I die! Love that kid!
ReplyDeleteBash and I are shoe twins today!
ReplyDeleteDo. You. Love. Me has me LOLing in Starbucks.
ReplyDeleteSo cute! You have to post a video so we can hear their little voices.
ReplyDeleteyes a sebastian says!!! and it's official with its own tag and everything!
ReplyDeleteDid you open the door after he said "Do you love me?" Talk about tugging on the heart strings. However, I get pretty irritated by fits so I could see not. Loved all of them.
ReplyDeleteI love your kids :D
ReplyDeleteA whole new flavor of Patton quips to enjoy, hooray!
ReplyDeleteYes!!! We've been waiting for you, Bash.
ReplyDeleteThese are awesome, but my favorite has to be the three nipple one simply because of Chandler Bing. Please tell me I'm not alone. Haha!
Bahahahaha!!!! My favorite is the nipple comment, followed by the wine one. Glad to know my kids aren't the only ones obsessed with "nibbles" aka nipples. :D
ReplyDeleteThis is definitely almost as awesome as Julia's pithy quotes. I can't wait til Theo learns to talk...
ReplyDeleteThis is the best. The wine comment totally got me!!! So excited to hear more from this guy :)
ReplyDeleteLOVE these! My little took a big swig of the wine at communion one day and shouted "in dead silence I might add) "MOM! I've got the fire of Jesus in my heart!"
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the ranks, Sebastian! How does your family not die of laughter every day...
ReplyDeleteI have no kids or a husband but I look forward to your posts every day. I have to contain myself from laughing out loud in the work place. Keep it up, you are raising some hilarious kids.
ReplyDeletefollowing in his sister's footsteps i see.
ReplyDeletenicely done, bash.
haha these are all too good! The wine thing, amazing!
ReplyDeleteHow are all your kids so hilarious? and please share how you get such good pictures of your kids. Mine are always blurry or of their behinds as they run away :(
ReplyDeleteI love his reenactment of "Fiddler on the Roof" at nap time. That kid is going places!
ReplyDeleteAdorable and hilarious. Watch out ladies!
ReplyDeleteI will tackle the nipple talks all day, but when the boys ask "why Avalon doesn't have a wee wee?" I tend to send them to dad for explanation. As scary as the outcome may be.... :)
ReplyDeleteI am obsessed with your children (totally in a non-creepy way!). HILARIOUS!!!
ReplyDeleteMy best friend and I laughed our night away last week reading Julia Says... I think she'll be liking this edition... and I'm really glad I'm not next to her this time because I still have the bruises from when she kept on slapping me during her hysterical laugh attacks....
ReplyDeleteThat is adorable. I love that you are recording these so that you'll remember them one day. Both my parents and my in-laws always say they wish they would have written down the things we said as toddlers...
ReplyDeleteHa! Our two-year old just discovered her nipples as well :)
ReplyDeleteWatch your throne, Julia.
ReplyDeleteOh, Bash, me love wine, too.
ReplyDeleteSo funny! And the pic of him sitting down is Simon Jr.
Do you just laugh all the time?? Can't wait until Theo starts contributing. The wine in Costco....! Ha!
ReplyDeleteHaha, he looks just like a mini-Simon!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! Esp the "wine" samples....
ReplyDeleteBash has got some ups like Julia does! These are too funny!
ReplyDeleteI wish I dressed as hip as Bash!
ReplyDeleteElise
I love getting some quality Bash time!
ReplyDeleteoooooo Bashy giving Miss j a run for the money here. I love it. Here is to may more Bash Says!!
ReplyDeleteLove Sebastian's debut. Needs to become a monthly post. He is hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteOMG, he speaks? Bahaha. I LOVE HIM!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteOh he's too cute!!! How do you not succumb to the toddler manipulation? Henry is going to be a hellion because tears work on me.
ReplyDeleteI always liked "Simon Says" but this was even better. Thanks for the laugh.
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