Julia Styles

07 July 2014


Proving that we are doing a very fine job raising good and Godly children ...
Simon:
... and then God said
Julia:
.... wait wait wait WAIT who is God?!

One night when I let her stay up late to paint our nails together ...
Julia:
well I'd say this is just the most beautiful life tonight

While the kids were putting on a show for me and Phoebe ...
Julia:
Okay Sebastian, now you just do a performance using your two favorite words: trucks and poop
Bash: 
Julia: Okay Theo, now you just do a performance doing your favorite thing: throwing diapers in the trash
Theo: 


While setting up a show for the kids on Netflix ...
Bash: how about Thomas?!
Julia: no, no Sebastian ... I just can't support that.

While she was stalling nap time ...
Julia: Can I make you some coffee or tea?
Grace: nope, but thanks.
Julia: or maybe a lettuce smoothie? Anything at all?!


While she was stalling nap time yet again ...
Julia: well, I thought we could play a little game
Grace: what game?
Julia: a game called I took off my Pull-up and peed in a bowl
Grace: 
Julia:
Grace: where's the bowl?
Julia: I hid it
Grace: where?
Julia: well that's the game ... it's a secret
Grace:

Staring at my Notre Dame shirt (with this similar graphic) the other day ...


Julia: why is Abe Lincoln in such a bad mood?!

While running her hands over my legs that have not had a date with a razor in a couple/few/several days ...
Julia: oh, Grace
Grace: what?
Julia: oh, sweetheart!
Grace: what?!
Julia: you have twigs all over your legs!
Grace:
Julia: do they hurt?!

After hitting up the bathroom for a lengthy visit she brought out a very obviously soiled piece of toilet paper
Julia: I forget ...
Grace: what?
Julia: does this get bruh-cycled?!


NO.

72 comments:

  1. These are my favorite posts. :)

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  2. She is too much. A good afternoon laugh!

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  3. This is one of my favorites!!! She is awesome!

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  4. At least she knows who Abraham Lincoln is...

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  5. These are great! Thanks for the afternoon laughs!

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  6. Oh I love her, these posts are the BEST! She is seriously the cutest!!! "oh sweetheart" "you have twigs all over your legs".....too funny! And I sure hope you found that bowl, haha!!!

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  7. Ha! These are always the best. I almost shot soda out my nose with the pee bowl one. She is the cutest.

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  8. This made me laugh out loud! She is going to be one funny 13 year old!

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  9. The stories are almost as good as the pictures. But those facial expressions really take the cake.

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  10. hahahahaha the pee bowl. so funny!!

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  11. NO. NO NO NO, bruh-cycling or not, leave all things behind in the bathroom! I wish I could say this hasn't happened here, but the other day Easton returned with a pair of sunglasses he found abandoned in the men's room with Josh. I begged him to lie and say the sanitized them before adorning his face...

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  12. Julia has the cutest expressions in pictures...I feel the same way about Thomas and the lettuce smoothie, wow what a little pistol!

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  13. Loved these!! Especially the twigs on your legs and "can I make you a coffee or tea?" Too funny! I hope my kids are as witty as Julia

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  14. theeeeese get me el-oh-el-ing every time. she is a genius baby comedienne, really.

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  15. Too funny!! You and your family are priceless!! XO

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  16. Can I bill Julia if my keyboard doesn't work anymore, because I just spit coffee all over it! She is hilarious!!

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  17. That basically sounds like the best game ever... HA!

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  18. This is priceless. I hope I have funny children--these posts are my favorite.

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  19. Oh my god. I hope if I ever have children they are half as funny as Julia.

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  20. She is funnier and more stylish than I could ever hope to be. Keep these posts coming! :-)

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  21. What I want to know is...where was the bowl?!

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  22. This was ideal to power me through the rest of this long, long day at work.

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  23. Tears. TEARS, she is so funny!

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  24. Love!! This girl has so much personality!

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  25. Favorite posts in the history of ever.

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  26. Her conversations are hilarious, but I love the pictures even more than what she has to say! I'm terrified of little girls and hope that when I have kids I get boys, but little Julia is MAYBE making me change my preferences a bit (as though it's in my control at all...)!

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  27. Find the pee bowl sounds like the worst game ever. I suppose it could be worse if it wasn't pee in the bowl, but still. That was HILARIOUS!!!

    And you must be doing something right if the almost 4 year old knows who Abe Lincoln is.

    Seriously... too funny.

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  28. Oh my goodness, I'm literally laughing out loud. I love these!

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  29. The pee bowl. I died. Hahahahahaha! I also have twigs on my legs and they ain't being trimmed anytime soon either.

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  30. I hope you found the bowl...haha!

    And painting nails with my Mom sounds like it would be quite the beautiful life, indeed!!

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  31. Seriously, WAY too funny. I must start writing more of the crap my kids say down!

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  32. I love how kids pick up on things like "oh, sweetheart..." What a cutie!

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  33. Lol soo funny! My baby girl is almost 3 and started to say cute things! Funniest ages!

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  34. I'm laughing hysterically in my car like a crazy lady..perfect mid-day break! :)

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  35. My first thought was "Please Lord I hope Grace found that bowl of pee." I pray that has indeed happened as well as a lesson in Recycling 101. LOL! I do love what Miss Julia comes up with. The description of the play was awesome.I think it's a Tony nominee for sure.
    Once again thank you for sharing. I needed a chuckle this Monday and this did it. Hugs from VA!!

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  36. I'm dying! haha Love these posts :)

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  37. muchas gracias! these posts are the best!

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  38. AHAHAHA THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU for this today. Love em!

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  39. Ha!!! My favorite: the secret stash of tinkles game.

    Question: Um...where was it?

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  40. Hahaha! These are my favorite posts! Please tell me---did you ever find said bowl?

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  41. This is the best thing I've read all day, hands down. Hilarious!!

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  42. These are my all time favorite posts!

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  43. Um, if my future children don't have half of Julia's personality, I'm going to be sincerely disappointed. Way to set the bar for awesome, J.

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  44. These posts make me want to have children yesterday. Love you Julia!

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  45. Died laughing. The bowl!!! Did you find it?!

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  46. SO worth stopping by, she is to die for! :)

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  47. These are my favorite posts- ever. The Abe Lincoln one just about killed me.

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  48. DYING over the peeing in a bowl & the twigs on your legs!!!!

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  49. Always so funny! I love this series! :)

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  50. Hilarious and one of my favorite posts to date!! Twigs!!

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  51. Oh gosh, she's cute! I love these posts.

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  52. Hilarious! Wouldn't it be awesome to just make a book of these?!

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  53. Hilarious! Her personality sounds so entertaining!

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  54. LOL I love these posts with her comments. They are THE BEST and always make me giggle. She is such a character!! (also: those gold sandals?? THE CUTEST)
    xox
    giedre

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  55. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing :)

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  56. Oh my goodness. Much needed laugh today. This is why I love to teach young children.

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  57. No personality for that daughter of yours. None at all.

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  58. It doesn't get better than this. She should write a book.

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  59. Bwahahaha! I love 3 year olds!

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  60. I missed these Julia Styles posts! Her personality is awesome :)

    ~Teri
    www.shhmommysdrinking.com
    Freshly Picked Giveaway today!

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  61. Julia is so. stinking. funny! Loved this, as always.

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  62. these are some of my favorite posts- julia is the bomb.com!

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  63. Yes! She is just the greatest child! Always a good laugh :)

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  64. i think i want kids solely in hopes they can be as hilarious as julia!

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  65. oh i love her. She's sassier than most grown ups I know!

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