Proving that we are doing a very fine job raising good and Godly children ...
Simon: ... and then God said
Julia: .... wait wait wait WAIT who is God?!
One night when I let her stay up late to paint our nails together ...
Julia: well I'd say this is just the most beautiful life tonight
While the kids were putting on a show for me and Phoebe ...
Julia: Okay Sebastian, now you just do a performance using your two favorite words: trucks and poop
Julia: Okay Theo, now you just do a performance doing your favorite thing: throwing diapers in the trash
While setting up a show for the kids on Netflix ...
Bash: how about Thomas?!
Julia: no, no Sebastian ... I just can't support that.
While she was stalling nap time ...
Julia: Can I make you some coffee or tea?
Grace: nope, but thanks.
Julia: or maybe a lettuce smoothie? Anything at all?!
While she was stalling nap time yet again ...
Julia: well, I thought we could play a little game
Grace: what game?
Julia: a game called I took off my Pull-up and peed in a bowl
Grace: where's the bowl?
Julia: I hid it
Julia: well that's the game ... it's a secret
Staring at my Notre Dame shirt (with this similar graphic) the other day ...
Julia: why is Abe Lincoln in such a bad mood?!
While running her hands over my legs that have not had a date with a razor in a couple/few/several days ...
Julia: oh, Grace
Julia: oh, sweetheart!
Julia: you have twigs all over your legs!
Julia: do they hurt?!
After hitting up the bathroom for a lengthy visit she brought out a very obviously soiled piece of toilet paper
Julia: I forget ...
Julia: does this get bruh-cycled?!