While watching me get dressed ...
Julia: oh, you going to take your picture outside?
While pulling on her belly button ...
Grace: oh, what is it?
Julia: baby feo-dora's comin out of dare!
Saw me coming down the stairs to the basement and quickly took down a bottle of teething tablets like a shot ...
Grace: what are you doing?
Julia: oh, I just found something in my mouf.
Before I tried to work out ...
Grace: want to do Jillian Michaels with me?
Julia: no sank you. She NOT nice.
Several minutes after I put her down for bed she started screaming in her crib so I went to rescue like the novice that I am
Grace: what's the deal in here?
Julia: I just want a hug and a kiss
Julia: (whispers in my ear) and some milk
Whenever she can sense that I'm agitated ...
Julia: whatz goin on with you, Grace?
Julia: oh, is it the stupid thing??
Julia: dammit stupid thing?
While dangling a toy over Theo's face ...
Julia: say please!!
Julia: the answer is no you have to say please!!
Julia: okay! no toy.
Julia walked into the living room ...
Grace: como estas?
Julia: no, I not a sauce.
She walked into Sebastian's room ...
Julia: what's dat smell?
Julia: did you have a gas?
Julia: you need to say scuze me, Bashy.
Julia: say it! Say scuze me.
When I went to get her up from her nap and found her minions all laying face down
Grace: what are they doing?
Julia: the tummy times!
While I was changing Theo's diaper on the floor and she was watching a lot too closely ...
Julia: what's that??
Grace: can you hand me the wipes?
Julia: is that his tail?!