Conversations with Julia

28 March 2013

 the cutest letter J shirt made by Adrienne and Christine


While watching me get dressed ...
Julia: oh, you going to take your picture outside?

While pulling on her belly button ...
Julia: wook!
Grace: oh, what is it?
Julia: baby feo-dora's comin out of dare!

Saw me coming down the stairs to the basement and quickly took down a bottle of teething tablets like a shot ...
Grace: what are you doing?
Julia: oh, I just found something in my mouf.

Before I tried to work out ...
Grace: want to do Jillian Michaels with me?
Julia: no sank you. She NOT nice.

Several minutes after I put her down for bed she started screaming in her crib so I went to rescue like the novice that I am
Grace: what's the deal in here?
Julia: I just want a hug and a kiss
Grace: (obliges)
Julia: (whispers in my ear) and some milk

Whenever she can sense that I'm agitated ...
Julia: whatz goin on with you, Grace?
Grace: nothing
Julia: oh, is it the stupid thing??
Grace:
Julia: dammit stupid thing? 

While dangling a toy over Theo's face ...


Julia: say please!!
Theo:
Julia: the answer is no you have to say please!!
Theo:
Julia: okay! no toy.

Julia walked into the living room ...
Grace: como estas?
Julia: no, I not a sauce.

She walked into Sebastian's room ...
Julia: what's dat smell?
Sebastian:
Julia: did you have a gas?
Sebastian:
Julia: you need to say scuze me, Bashy.
Sebastian:
Julia: say it! Say scuze me.

When I went to get her up from her nap and found her minions all laying face down
Grace: what are they doing?
Julia: the tummy times!



While I was changing Theo's diaper on the floor and she was watching a lot too closely ...
Julia: what's that??
Grace: can you hand me the wipes?
Julia: is that his tail?!


74 comments:

  1. Ah, Julia, you never, ever, ever disappoint!

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  2. omg i laughed out loud at the last one. nothing gets past her, huh?

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  3. My word, that child cracks me up.

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  4. Oh my gosh!! So funny- love the last one!

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  5. All we get from Hannabert is "NO! Don't touch me!" Typically screamed at the top of his lungs as we are trying to put him in a car...

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  6. Hilarious! I love this, Grace.
    Also, you have a great talent for writing out Julia's words phonetically. I'm always so impressed.

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  7. Tummy time and a tail! Hahaha. She's my fav.

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  8. She is just the best! I'm so glad you write all these things down.. I would be in tears if my mom had things like this saved from my childhood. So great.

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  9. I love these posts. She's kind of hilarious.

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  10. These are all SO GOOD. She is clever just like her mother.

    And I think I might need to steal her idea about calling someone in for, you know, just a hug and a kiss... WINK WINK.

    The Brayn of Chalayn

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  11. Dying laughing as always. She's hilarious.

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  12. This is wonderful. She is such a hoot!

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  13. These are starting to give the "Simon Says" portion of the program a run for its money.

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  14. Hahahahaha...cracking up over here!! Hilarious!!! Don't you just love the things 2 year olds say?

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  15. LOL! I agree with Julia too, Jillian Michaels is mean :)

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  16. hahahahah 'his tail'. i am dying. also "wook" is my new favorite juliaism.

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  17. HAHAHA... She's so witty, she cracks me up! Thank you for posting these... Gives me something to look forward to!

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  18. LOVE conversations with Julia! She is so funny!!

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  19. My three year old girl calls her brother's boy parts his "poo-poo button". I have no idea where she got that... Or how she thinks girls poop.

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  20. HIS TAIL......oh my gosh I am dying!!!!

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  21. Oh my gosh this girl is a riot!! LOL! Highfives on Jillian, Julia, highfives!! Jillian is definitely NOT nice! lol

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  22. Amazing...you all are going to love re reading these in 20 years

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  23. The dolls lying face down was creepy until I read the explanation! Genius!

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  24. My favorite: "dammit stupid thing"

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  25. Tummy time and the tail have got to be my two favorites. Thank thank thank you for the laughs!

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  26. Best collection ever.
    Really.
    Ever.

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  27. Julia, my Julia...oh how I love you. I want Mama to explain what a "tail" is. LOL! Oh that would be awesome on film.

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  28. I am literally crying over that last one...Oh, Julia!!! I needed that laugh today!

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  29. Seriously amazing...I need to get better at documenting Marley-isms- J is going to love these when she's older! Love how they react to the boy parts- so funny!

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  30. "dammit stupid thing"

    I lost my drink at that one. Oops.

    Yes, Julia. That's his tail. We are never, never to speak of this again. c;

    Christie
    http://everythingtosomeone.blogspot.com

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  31. This made me smile big especially that first photo. She's a comedian!

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  32. Okay, lost it on the last one! Hilarious!

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  33. oh I laughed so hard. thanks for making my dinner prep more enjoyable.

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  34. HAHA!!! Isabella calls it a "tail" too!

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  35. The tail comment is my favourite for sure!!

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  36. She almost made this pregnant lady pee her pants (ok, might've done that anyway on my own, but still...).

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  37. His tail! Hahaha.. That kid is tooo funny!

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  38. The Jillian comment! Too funny!

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  39. OMG I love all of these. Julia is the funniest thing ever. and I love that first picture, and JUST noticed that her glasses are upside down. :)

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  40. This is the funniest thing ever!

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  41. Dear Julia,

    Never.Stop.

    Thanks,

    -Me

    P.S.-I'm currently supressing a creepy laugh as to not scare the poor ER patients in close proximity. Just what I needed on my break!

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  42. Oh my gosh, "damnit stupid thing." Love it.

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  43. I'm peeing my pants laughing so hard!!! "Is that his tail?" HAHAHA!!! She is the absolute best!

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  44. Kids are seriously the best. These are so good!

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  45. Burst out laughing while supposedly quietly working...

    And it could be worse, you could have a son who wants to know where everyone's 'ding dong' is (my husband is to thank for that one); yesterday while in a public, of course, restroom with me he said loudly 'mommy, ding dong? no ding dong?' and then I tried to hide.

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  46. I love how she calls you "Grace" :D So funny!!

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  47. Can I be friends with her? She sounds like she'd be a blast to hang with!

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  48. Such a great laugh for this tired Mamma. Thank you!

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  49. "No, I not a sauce" is not getting enough credit. CRYING laughing over that one.

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  50. oh my goodness, she is a hoot. I can just imagine the laughter and eye rolling and what the heck just came out of my daughter's mouth looks that must go on at your house (or at Costco). Thanks for the pick-me-up.

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  51. dammit stupid thing, jillian IS mean. poor julia, all those tails in her life...

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  52. hahaha Julia adds so much laughter to my day!!! She is hilarious! I love the first picture she's so cute!!!!! I'm curious though,does she always call you Grace?

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  53. SO many favorites! Geez, that girl is hilarious - just like her mama and daddy. :) thanks for the smiles!

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  54. These are THE BEST. Downing teething tablets like a shot. LOL GRACE.

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  55. Haha, Julia never fails to make me laugh. I so agree with her about Jillian!

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  56. I love these! They make me laugh so much, probably because my toddler says similar things and I totally wish I could share how funny they are with others. Julia is a card.

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  57. BAH! I love them all! Can I borrow Julia for... well.. ever? Until she starts crying or something, then you can have her back.

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  58. She cracks me up so much...was laughing through the whole thing!

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  59. I'm DYING here. This is even better than Simon Says.

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  60. I love precocious toddlers! Never a dull moment!

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  61. Well, I know why Bash isn't talking much. Julia has cornered the market.

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  62. Dammit stupid thing to take time off from blogs/blogging for holy week. I missed my J fix.

    Is that his tail. Oh my gosh.

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  63. Oh my goodness, she is just too much!! These are some of my favorite posts in the entire blog world. Thank you little J!

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  64. oh, oh, oh!!!! laughing laughing these are amazing. Milk had me slapping my knee - I think bc I have a 23 mo old girls and its coming my way - and the tail is awesome. So so so cute and funny that girl!

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